Fuck Yeah Fantastic Four

And thought it was really entertaining, so I thought I’d share.

Also, if you haven’t read this issue yet, go out and get it, what’s wrong with you, I thought you loved us?!

Ok:

“Jonathan,

The ongoing quest to ‘cure’ Ben took an interesting twist in #580, one I’ve been expecting for quite some time.”

Ok, right off the bat, this guy sounds snooty. But given that I just realized the sheer volume of this letter, I’ll just give you some highlights and you can check it out in full when you purchase the issue, yes?

“Reed, like Ben, does not have an off-state. How is it that no one noticed this over the years. Well when you have a complete control over an essentially liquid physiology, as Reed does, you can look normal all the time. Apparently he doesn’t even realize he does it.”

“Modern science has a simple explanation: genetics. The secret is Storm genetics!… (Although my research is not exhaustive in this.)”

I dunno, I just got a kick out of this because he’s so thorough with what he says. Plus, to have all this knowledge about genetic theory and stuff, he must have a fairly successful career. It’s comforting to know he’s using his talents in the field to analyze the Fantastic Four.

So sorry to waste your time with that. Guess I’ll go crawl back in my cave.